Pop Torture: The Jonas Brothers Live
One writer vs. a horde of slavering tweens. The Challenge: To attend a free, Good Morning America-sponsored, first-come first-served Jonas Brothers concert on a Friday morning in Central Park. By...
View ArticlePop Torture: The Real World Season 1
In honor of The Real World: Las Vegas, I revisited the season where it all began. I was lounging on my couch last weekend when I saw the trailer for The Real World: Season 25. I had two thoughts:...
View Article5 Songs We Love That Are Secretly Creepy
"Blurred Lines" is a problem we're bored with. Here are five more catchy yet creepy songs you didn't know to complain about. You know these songs. They're the songs you disavow until you catch...
View ArticleLife-Changing Sex Advice, According to Killer Shark Movies
There's plenty of fish in the sharknado, as they say. Sharknado, a made for TV movie authored by somebody predictably named "Thunder," premiered Thursday night on ScyFy and we're taking it pretty...
View ArticleName That Lyric: Acclaimed Poet or Jay Z?
More foreign than China or Vagina / More alarming than going down Niagara on Viagra. "Rap is poetry…You take those lyrics and you pull them away from the music and you put them up on the wall...
View ArticleThe Top 5 Contemporary Comic Books We’d Like To See In Porn
The longer this list gets the more obvious it is to me why comic book porn wish lists aren't common as air: they're incredibly weird. A study has found that superhero parody porn outsells all other...
View Article♡♥♡An Emoji Guide For The Text Message Clueless♡♥♡
A text with a means, "I'm totally psyched to see you, but you know, it's cool if you can't make it." The New York Times's latest out of touch trend piece comes in the form of a dating etiquette...
View ArticleNew Veet Ads Tell Women Not to ‘Risk Dudeness’ But They Totally Should
Leg hair is the cheapest form of long underwear. Earlier this week, Veet launched a a horribly offensive, terrible-no-good-very-bad campaign to get more ladies stocking up on their chemical-filled...
View ArticlePop Music Could Be Turning Us All into Miserable Alcoholics
I blame Ke$ha. "Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" John Cusak famously utters in the opening sequence of the vinylphiliac film High...
View ArticleI See All These Bucket Hats and I Don’t Like It
More and more dudes are wearing ugly hats from 1999 and it needs to stop. by Liam Mathews I've always felt like a grumpy old man. I've been a hater and a contrarian and a general buzzkill for...
View ArticleStuck Backstage at VICE’s 20th Birthday Bash
Mr. Hipster wears a full-on Brooklyn beard, black-rimmed glasses, ironic sweater and clear twisty secret service earpiece. He guards the VIP entrance, sending people away with glee and yelling into his...
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